some days i hate myself a lot less than usual.

open RP

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

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Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.” 

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hello police

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"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”

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spork:

I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade 

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

godstiels-fallen-dragon:

familyfriendlyporno:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU

soggy lamp

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tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

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deancasheadcanons:

this is the most self-indulgent thing i’ve ever made pls love me [x]

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2009dansmith:

If I ever won the lottery I’d probably just go to every tour date to some band

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ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

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Misha wishing Cas a happy birthday (x)

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